Potty Training Blues

I don’t think it will ever happen.

I have done 2 loads just of pee soaked towels. That is a lot of puddles of pee. Keep in mind that we don’t just have a normal washer and dryer either. They are extra large, front loading washer and dryer. That is a lot of pee soaked towels!

I have been peed on more times than I can count. I am pretty sure I stepped in poo yesterday.

Michael has gone in the potty a total of 5 times in the last 3 days.

Patrick has gone about twice.

We are getting no where fast, well except for maybe into laundry soap debt… I think I might start making my own laundry soap like the Duggars do!

So far Michael’s favorite spot to have his deliberate accidents (and I say deliberate, because I can see him making the choice) is in the corner behind the blue recliner.

Patrick prefers to stand behind the curtains I just made and pee on them. He also likes to lay on the steps and pee on them.

My boys are so uniquely wonderful…

5 thoughts on “Potty Training Blues

  1. Jess

    Kyle and I are laughing out loud over here. But they will get there–someday you will be torturing them with that photo, and pretty girls will probably be involved.

  2. Megan Post author

    Oh Jess, I hope so. It is either that or there will be no girls because they never got potty trained and they still are in diapers!

  3. Jess

    Well, later down the road, you might decide you wish for a different outcome than what you want now 🙂 No, not really. For the cleanups, try Nature’s Miracle if you haven’t–it’s natural and safe for kids and pets. Works on all organic stains–dirt, pee, etc 🙂

  4. Kristi

    I love it! What a cute post. I mean, I’m sure you’re pulling your hair out with all the pee and poop you’re having to clean up. Sorry. It reminds me of my when my oldest was being potty trained. He did pretty well with peeing in the potty, but a solid 4 months he insisted on pooping on the floor under the dining table! It was terrible. He’d sneak over and do his little business and go back to playing. It drove me nuts! Keep up the good work mama. Eventually they’ll get it. Happy Wednesday and thanks for stopping by my blog. You’re welcome back anytime!

    Kristi, Hello…Is This On?
    @TweetingMama

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