1. Only ever sleeps on my side of the bed. So when I’m tired at the end of the day, and looking to flop into my bed with cool crisp sheets, I instead find warm, clingy dog hair.
2. Begs Elise for her food all through supper, then throws it up quietly in the middle of the night next to my side of the bed, so when I get out of bed in the morning I step right in it.
3. Sleeping everywhere at night, but in her own dog bed, so when I wake up in the morning and it’s dark, I trip over her.
4. Pushing everyone out of the way on the stairs, kids included, so she’s the first up the stairs.

I’m sure I’ll think of more later.